Survival tips
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On the road

Drive on the left hand side of the road.
In outback areas on unsealed roads it is common to drive on whatever
side of the road is in the best condition but take great care in
bends and crossings with other roads as other road users may not
expect you there.
Bottle shops. When planning to head
out bush and do some camping in remote areas plan ahead with your
alcohol supplies, you might find that the only bottleshop in town
( and the next town 500 kms down the road) is closed because it
is social security pay day, and authorities try to get the local
population to spend some money on food for the kids before spending
it at the pub. Argueing with the bottle shop staff that you are
a tourist will not get you anywhere, rules are rules.

Do not drive at night in outback areas.
A lot of cattle stations are not fenced and cows often wander around
or sit on the roads at night and the darker ones are very hard to
see. Also kangaroos are a hazard as they will freeze in position
when your headlights shine in their eyes or even when they are next
to the road they will try to flee from the noise of your car and
will jump where they can most easily see where they are going, which
is in the lights in front of your car!
If your car is equipped with bars on the front, do not expect too
much, the cheap and light ones will just fold away, some heavier
ones may just protect your radiator so you can make it to the next
town but will still crumple the front of your car and only the heavy
duty ones on a large four wheel drive may, at not too high speed,
get you through it without a repair bill. Though they are often
called "bull bars" it would definitely not be a good idea
to actually hit a real bull with them.
When passing through outback towns at night you may encounter people
under the influence of alcohol on the road, only recently in February
2004 a Katherine police car on patrol ran over a man and killed
him.
Stay with the vehicle. Over the years
numerous people have died trying to walk back to civilization after
their car got stuck or had broken down. Search and rescue planes
can easily spot a car from the air but a person is much harder to
see. About 100 km down the track from the NSW outback town of Birdsville
is a memorial to the Page family who tried to walk out, after their
car had broken down in 1963. All five members of the family died.
This is only one example, there have been many more since then.
Drive wisely. Just because the Northern
Territory does not have speedlimits or there is no police to be
seen is no reason to do 180 km/h, animals do cross the road from
time to time. Also beware of the wedge tailed eagles, these are
eagles with wing spans of a couple of up to two metres and they
feed on road kills on outback roads. If you approach too fast they
may not have time to fly off and end up coming through your windscreen.
Often accidents are due to tyre blowouts too, make sure your tyres
are up to the long journey, tyres in remote areas are remarkably
more expensive than in the city. Take rest stops, many accidents
are due to tired drivers. Although the coffee at outback roadhouses
is often of a shocking quality you may have to drink some to help
you stay alert. Look at your speedo when you pull into a petrol
station, after doing 130km/h for a few hours you may feel like you're
doing walkingpace coming into the petrol station when you're still
doing 70km/h.
If you're on narrow roads or dirtroads pull over
if you see a roadtrain, their hundred or so wheels throw up a lot
of rocks so you want to stay away as far as you can from that. It
is a good idea to keep your headlights on on dusty roads, it makes
your vehicle much easier to spot in the clouds of dust that get
thrown up.
Photo by Rob Lapaer of Rainforest
Hideaway B&B, Cape Tribulation, N.Qld.
Grey nomads are a seasonal hazard,
usually migrating in a northerly direction in winter and back south
again in summer. The term refers to retired people that travel around
the country, some endlessly as they sold the house to pay for their
caravan or mobile home with absolutely every modern convenience
ever invented, and often travel at speeds of max. 70km/h unaware
of traffic banking up behind them as the caravan is too wide for
the mirrors to be of any use. This often leads to people overtaking
in dangerous situations.

Four wheel drives. If you are renting
a four wheel drive to go and do some exploration remember that,
apart from some modern continuous all wheel drive vehicles, often
the four wheels d not actually get driven until you get out and
engage the hubs on the front wheels, the gear stick inside the vehicle
is only half the job. If you drive on soft sand lower the tyre pressure;
it is amazing how much difference it makes when you think there
is no way you can get out if this place and you let some air out
of the tyres. A few years ago a tourist got his 4WD stuck in Lake
Eyre in South Australia, he decided to walk to get help ( first
mistake; stay with the car) and died when he ran out of water. A
companion that stayed with the car survived and when rescuers arrived
they let some air out of the tyres and drove the vehicle out!


When driving in a four wheel drive remember the centre of gravity
is higher in this type of vehicle, single vehicle roll overs where
there are no other cars around and the driver just lost control
are common. If your vehicle has a roof rack do not put too much
weight on it as it will make the vehicle top heavy and more likely
to roll over.

Photo by Rob Lapaer of Rainforest
Hideaway B&B, Cape Tribulation, N.Qld.
Dry areas. Some Aboriginal reserves
and large areas up Cape York have been declared dry areas, meaning
you can not take any alcohol in there or have in your possession.
Tourists have been fined thousands of dollars for having alcohol
with them on their holidays, if you're heading this way check on
www.mcmc.qld.gov.au
or ring 1300 789 000 for up to date info on restricted areas.
In the sun

This is how Aussie kids enjoy the beach.
Photo by Jodie OBrien
Sunshine Australia, and particularly
the state of Queensland, has the highest rate of skincancers in
the world. Melanoma, the nastiest type of skin cancer kills hundreds
of Aussies every year. Many tourists think they will be OK as they
are only here for a short time and their holiday will not be succesful
if they do not return home with a sensational suntan to make all
their friends and colleagues jealous but they really should protect
themselves from the sun. Remember the sunshine in Australia is not
the same as in Europe, due to a hole in the ozone layer that hangs
over Australia and New Zealand ( even on a chilly day in Auckland
or Melbourne you can get a serious sun burn). So use your hat, sunscreen
and sunglasses.
The World Meteorological Organisation measures the hole in the ozone
layer every year that hangs over Antarctica and reaches out over
Australia, in 2005 it measured 27 million square km.
In the bush
When lost in a hot place take it
easy, find some shade, preserve your energy and water. An example
is the German tourist that became separated from the tour group
in the Olgas near Ayers Rock. He panicked straight away , started
running around in the heat that was in the 40s that day and when
found, only an hour later, had already died from heat exhaustion.
Had he sat down in the shade he probably would have been OK for
several days to wait for searchers.
Coconuts can be a great drink when you're thirsty, and easy to get
in to with the cocotap,
buy one of those gadgets as they will get you a refreshing drink
and do lots of other stuff.
It is a good habit to keep an eye on the sun at the start of your
walk and throughout it. Remember the sun is in the EAST in the morning,
NORTH at midday, then moves further anti-clock wise until it sets
in the WEST. This is the opposite direction of the Northern hemsiphere
where the sun goes clockwise and sits in the SOUTH at midday. If
you lose the walking track navigating by the sun can help you find
your way back again.
When you're camping it is also not a bad idea to give your boots
a shake in the morning before putting them on your feet, something
might have made itself at home in there through the night.
You may encounter gates on the roads you travel, the etiquette is
to leave gates as you found them, close them after you if they were
closed, and leave them open if you found them open.

Tell someone your plans. It is a
good idea when you set off on a bushwalk or boat trip to tell someone
your plans and your estimated time of return so they can raise the
alarm if you do not return. Ofcourse it is also very important to
tell same people again that you have returned, it has happened many
times that time and resources were wasted looking for people that
had safely returned but not bothered to inform people of this.
Cassowaries like to chase people
so if you come face to face with one do not turn your back and run,
this will encourage him to chase you and you can run for miles,
the bird can do 50km/h so you are not going to outrun him anyway.
Back off slowly, hold something in front of you, go behind a tree
or raise your arms up to look taller.

Coconuts can keep you alive for a long time, when
a boat sank in the Torres Strait some kids survived by swimming
a great distance to an island with one coconut tree where they drank
coconuts until they were rescued a week later. It can be hard work
getting in to a coconut but with the Cocotap
life becomes a lot easier, the Cocotap website will also teach you
how to climb those coconut trees..
In the water
Jumping and diving off cliffs is
a common way to end up with serious injuries or even die, each year
around Australia lots of people end up hurting themselves this way,
including myself who fractured a vertebrea in the Kimberleys and
had to wait two days to get to Broome hospital. The advice is; DON'T
!!
Animals in northern parts of Australia can be nasty
and there are box
jelly fish from about end October till May. They can
kill you within minutes so it is wise to look for the stinger nets
that local councils provide at their beaches or if none are present
find a swimming pool or creek. If you do get stung the best first
aid is to pour stung area with vinegar ( often found supplied at
northern beaches) and if victim loses consciousness mouth to mouth
resuscitation and CPR as the toxins paralyze the muscles for breathing
and heart beat. Ofcourse it is better to not get stung in the first
place and to wear a stinger suit, on Stingersuits.com
you can read all about this Australian invention and see where they
are for sale.
If you do choose a river or lake to swim ( in the
north) check with locals that there are no saltwater
crocodiles as this could also ruin your day.
Coral should not be touched or stood on. One reason
is that coral is a living organism made of tiny polyps that you
kill by crushing them, another one is that if you scratch yourself
on coral it can give nasty infections.
When swimming in the ocean anywhere around Australia
stick to the beaches patrolled by life savers if you are not confident
in judging the situation, many parts of the coast have undertows
that can drag you out to sea. Lifesavers place red and yellow flags
to indicate the area they monitor and will close the area if they
consider the area unsafe because of undertows, jellyfish, crocodiles
or sharks. There are nearly 300 lifesaving clubs around this country
that rescue 12000 people a year and in February 2004 as many as
200 people in one day had to be rescued on the Perth beaches.
Riptides or undertows can unexpectedly drag you
out to sea, the best thing to do if you find you cna not get back
is not to fight it and exhaust yourself but try to get the attention
of lifeguards or people on the beach by waving. Even if nobody sees
you it is still better to float out a bit on the current and to
swim back a bit further up or down the beach where there is no current.
Sharks tend to go for blood so one survival technique
by scuba divers is to always dive with a buddy and always have a
knife with you. Then if you see a large shark approaching you take
the knife, stab your buddy so he starts bleeding profusely and rush
back to the boat for a beer to calm the nerves while the shark feasts
on your buddy.
This was actually meant as a joke so please don't tell the judge
that we told you to do this, but in 2005 several people survived
shark attacks simply by punching the shark in the head, so this
is a recommended survival tactic.
Sting rays often lie hidden under sand in the shallows
on the waters edge, it is best practise to either splash and make
plenty of noise or shuffle your feet so you don't actually step
on top of them as this will cause them to whip the end of their
tail around and stab you with a sharp barb which usually stays behind
in the wound and is extremely painful.
Crcodiles come in two varieties; the 'salties'
will eat you and the 'freshies' are harmless and usually OK to swim
with so see what type of crocodile is in the water where you plan
to swim first.The most easily noticed difference between the two
is the shape of the head and teeth.
- Freshwater crocodiles have longer and thinner snouts, with a straight
jawline, and all their teeth nearly equal in size, also they do
not grow longer than a maximum of three metres.
- Saltwater crocodiles have a broad, powerful-looking snout, with
an uneven jawline. Their teeth vary in size with some almost twice
the size of others. Theiir overall body size can be up to seven
metres.
Salt water crocodiles hate getting their eyes poked
so when the croc has got you in his jaws just reach out and scratch
his eyes and he will let go. They also do not have much muscle to
open their mouths ( but a lot to close it) so if you wrap your arms
around his mouth you can stop him from biting, which is a good idea
as, due to the crocs not brushing their teeth too often, bacteria
from their mouth tends to infect the wounds that bad that even after
the skin has already healed there is still infection underneath
and the doctors might have to cut you open again to treat this.
Then get out of the water ASAP and start filling out the travel
insurance claim form and negotiate a lucrative deal with a TV station,
in recent years it has become more common for the media to pay people
for exclusive rights to their story so don't give it away too cheap.
If you are being chased by a crocodile run in a zig-zag pattern,
crocs can outrun a horse on a short distance but only in a straight
line. It might also help to keep a bag of mussels with you as an
Aboriginal woman in 2003 managed to fight off a croc by hitting
it with this and lived to tell the tale.
One traditional way of 'testing the water' in Australia
is to send in the dog first. If he is still there by the time you
finish your first beer then it is probably OK. This technique is
not recommended and also impractical as many overseas visitors do
not have their dogs with them. Maybe if you are staying with friends
or relatives in Australia you can borrow theirs though.

It is advisable to check the map for crocodile farms before you
go parachuting.
In the pub
Feel free to call the Queen whatever you like but
when surrounded by real Aussies do not tell them the Aussie beer
is crap or say anything negative about Don Bradman unless you have
a very good travel insurance or have held a black belt in karate
for some time. If there is a big sporting event on the screen in
the pub where you are make sure you know which team is the favourite
of the locals and do not cheer too loud when it gets trashed by
the other team.
If you're in a bar that employs bouncers do not presume they are
there out of concern for your safety, it is not uncommon for bored
bouncers to get stuck into (drunk) customers if there are no real
trouble makers, avoid any arguments with them.
Americans: If you're an American
traveling in Australia you will find it a pretty safe country where
you are unlikely to get kidnapped, tortured, shot, or blown up and
have your corpse dragged through the streets like in some Middle
Eastern countries. But should you want to avoid any chance of political
discussion you can disguise yourself as a Canadian with a special
kit from T-shirtking.com.
For U$24.95 you get a complete disguise. A T-shirt with the Canadian
flag and the saying "O Canada! (National Anthem), a patch for
your luggage or backpack, a window sticker and a lapel pin. Plus
- Free Report - How to Speak Canadian, Eh?! Order
yours on T-shirt King's website...
French: most Australians have short
memories so the nuclear bombs in the ocean to our east and the blowing
up of the Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior in our Kiwi neighbour's harbour
are now forgotten and you should be safe.
If you don't want to stand out as a tourist avoid
drinking Foster's beer, stick to VB, or XXXX in Queensland.
Around coconut trees
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You might want to find some shade on the beach from that
Aussie sun but remember not to find it under a coconut tree;
coconuts are heavy and they often fall from great heights.
Worldwide an estimated 150 people a year are killed by fallling
coconuts, ten times more than by crocodiles and sharks together.
The Douglas Shire Council in North Queensland even cut down
some coconut trees worried about legal liability.
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Maps of Australia
One thing that helps your chances or survival if you're
going into the middle of nowhere is a good map. You can buy your
maps of Australia online at Ausmaps.com
Survival books:
Australian Radio Alphabet
The Americans have forced their radio alphabet on
the rest of the world but we prefer this Aussie radio alphabet;
A - AUSSIE
B - BARBIE
C -CARTON
D - DUNNY
E - ESKY
F - FOOTBALL
G - GROGSHOP |
H - HOTEL
I - IDIOT
J - JACKAROO
K - KNOCKERS
L - LONGNECK
M - MEAT PIE
N - NUMBSKULL |
O - OCKER
P - PISSHEAD
Q - QUID
R - ROOTING
S -SHEILA
T - TROOPY
U - U-TURN |
V - VEGO
W - WANKER
X - XXXX
Y - YABBIE
Z - ZILLIONS |
Above radio alphabet copyright of Amazingaustralia.com.au, but
may be republished on your site with acknowledgement, and may be
used at any time in phone and radio communications, at own risk.
Some more useful survival phone numbers:
000 EMERGENCY: Police, Fire, Ambulance
112 EMERGENCY: Use from a mobile phone
1800 123 400: National Security Hotline
131 126: Poisons Information
0011: to start an international call, then your country number,
area code without the zero and phone number
1800 551 800: Kids Help Line
131 114: Lifeline
1300 651 251: The Suicide Help Line
1223: National Directory Assistance - Telephone numbers in Australia
1225: National Directory Assistance - Telephone numbers outside
Australia
131 450: Translating & Interpreting Service
12 454: Wake Up & Reminder Calls
1300 139 313: Pregnancy Help Line
1800 333 000: Crime Stoppers
131 008 or 132 227 or 132 211: Taxi
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