Survival tips for Australia

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The National Emergency Phone Number in Australia (free call)

When lost in a hot place take it easy, find some shade, preserve your energy and water. An example is the German tourist that became separated from the tour group in the Olgas near Ayers Rock. He panicked straight away , started running around in the heat that was in the 40s that day and when found, only an hour later, had already died from heat exhaustion. Had he sat down in the shade he probably would have been OK for several days to wait for searchers.
Coconuts can be a great drink when you're thirsty, and easy to get in to with the cocotap, buy one of those gadgets as they will get you a refreshing drink and do lots of other stuff.
It is a good habit to keep an eye on the sun at the start of your walk and throughout it. Remember the sun is in the EAST in the morning, NORTH at midday, then moves further anti-clock wise until it sets in the WEST. This is the opposite direction of the Northern hemsiphere where the sun goes clockwise and sits in the SOUTH at midday. If you lose the walking track navigating by the sun can help you find your way back again.
When you're camping it is also not a bad idea to give your boots a shake in the morning before putting them on your feet, something might have made itself at home in there through the night.
You may encounter gates on the roads you travel, the etiquette is to leave gates as you found them, close them after you if they were closed, and leave them open if you found them open.

Tell someone your plans. It is a good idea when you set off on a bushwalk or boat trip to tell someone your plans and your estimated time of return so they can raise the alarm if you do not return. Ofcourse it is also very important to tell same people again that you have returned, it has happened many times that time and resources were wasted looking for people that had safely returned but not bothered to inform people of this.

Cassowaries like to chase people so if you come face to face with one do not turn your back and run, this will encourage him to chase you and you can run for miles, the bird can do 50km/h so you are not going to outrun him anyway. Back off slowly, hold something in front of you, go behind a tree or raise your arms up to look taller.

Coconuts can keep you alive for a long time, when a boat sank in the Torres Strait some kids survived by swimming a great distance to an island with one coconut tree where they drank coconuts until they were rescued a week later. It can be hard work getting in to a coconut but with the Cocotap life becomes a lot easier, the Cocotap website will also teach you how to climb those coconut trees..

In the water

Jumping and diving off cliffs is a common way to end up with serious injuries or even die, each year around Australia lots of people end up hurting themselves this way, including myself who fractured a vertebrea in the Kimberleys and had to wait two days to get to Broome hospital. The advice is; DON'T !!
Animals in northern parts of Australia can be nasty and there are box jelly fish from about end October till May. They can kill you within minutes so it is wise to look for the stinger nets that local councils provide at their beaches or if none are present find a swimming pool or creek. If you do get stung the best first aid is to pour stung area with vinegar ( often found supplied at northern beaches) and if victim loses consciousness mouth to mouth resuscitation and CPR as the toxins paralyze the muscles for breathing and heart beat. Ofcourse it is better to not get stung in the first place and to wear a stinger suit, on Stingersuits.com you can read all about this Australian invention and see where they are for sale.

If you do choose a river or lake to swim ( in the north) check with locals that there are no saltwater crocodiles as this could also ruin your day.
Coral should not be touched or stood on. One reason is that coral is a living organism made of tiny polyps that you kill by crushing them, another one is that if you scratch yourself on coral it can give nasty infections.
When swimming in the ocean anywhere around Australia stick to the beaches patrolled by life savers if you are not confident in judging the situation, many parts of the coast have undertows that can drag you out to sea. Lifesavers place red and yellow flags to indicate the area they monitor and will close the area if they consider the area unsafe because of undertows, jellyfish, crocodiles or sharks. There are nearly 300 lifesaving clubs around this country that rescue 12000 people a year and in February 2004 as many as 200 people in one day had to be rescued on the Perth beaches.
Riptides or undertows can unexpectedly drag you out to sea, the best thing to do if you find you cna not get back is not to fight it and exhaust yourself but try to get the attention of lifeguards or people on the beach by waving. Even if nobody sees you it is still better to float out a bit on the current and to swim back a bit further up or down the beach where there is no current.
Sharks tend to go for blood so one survival technique by scuba divers is to always dive with a buddy and always have a knife with you. Then if you see a large shark approaching you take the knife, stab your buddy so he starts bleeding profusely and rush back to the boat for a beer to calm the nerves while the shark feasts on your buddy.
This was actually meant as a joke so please don't tell the judge that we told you to do this, but in 2005 several people survived shark attacks simply by punching the shark in the head, so this is a recommended survival tactic.
Sting rays often lie hidden under sand in the shallows on the waters edge, it is best practise to either splash and make plenty of noise or shuffle your feet so you don't actually step on top of them as this will cause them to whip the end of their tail around and stab you with a sharp barb which usually stays behind in the wound and is extremely painful, and you don't want to end up like Steve Irwin!.
Crcodiles come in two varieties; the 'salties' will eat you and the 'freshies' are harmless and usually OK to swim with so see what type of crocodile is in the water where you plan to swim first.The most easily noticed difference between the two is the shape of the head and teeth.
- Freshwater crocodiles have longer and thinner snouts, with a straight jawline, and all their teeth nearly equal in size, also they do not grow longer than a maximum of three metres.
- Saltwater crocodiles have a broad, powerful-looking snout, with an uneven jawline. Their teeth vary in size with some almost twice the size of others. Theiir overall body size can be up to seven metres.
Salt water crocodiles hate getting their eyes poked so when the croc has got you in his jaws just reach out and scratch his eyes and he will let go. They also do not have much muscle to open their mouths ( but a lot to close it) so if you wrap your arms around his mouth you can stop him from biting, which is a good idea as, due to the crocs not brushing their teeth too often, bacteria from their mouth tends to infect the wounds that bad that even after the skin has already healed there is still infection underneath and the doctors might have to cut you open again to treat this. Then get out of the water ASAP and start filling out the travel insurance claim form and negotiate a lucrative deal with a TV station, in recent years it has become more common for the media to pay people for exclusive rights to their story so don't give it away too cheap. If you are being chased by a crocodile run in a zig-zag pattern, crocs can outrun a horse on a short distance but only in a straight line. It might also help to keep a bag of mussels with you as an Aboriginal woman in 2003 managed to fight off a croc by hitting it with this and lived to tell the tale.
One traditional way of 'testing the water' in Australia is to send in the dog first. If he is still there by the time you finish your first beer then it is probably OK. This technique is not recommended and also impractical as many overseas visitors do not have their dogs with them. Maybe if you are staying with friends or relatives in Australia you can borrow their dog.

It is advisable to check the map for crocodile farms before you go parachuting.

In the pub

Feel free to call the Queen whatever you like but when surrounded by real Aussies do not tell them the Aussie beer is crap or say anything negative about Don Bradman unless you have a very good travel insurance or have held a black belt in karate for some time. If there is a big sporting event on the screen in the pub where you are make sure you know which team is the favourite of the locals and do not cheer too loud when it gets trashed by the other team.
If you're in a bar that employs bouncers do not presume they are there out of concern for your safety, it is not uncommon for bored bouncers to get stuck into (drunk) customers if there are no real trouble makers, avoid any arguments with them.

Americans: If you're an American traveling in Australia you will find it a pretty safe country where you are unlikely to get kidnapped, tortured, shot, or blown up and have your corpse dragged through the streets like in some Middle Eastern countries. But should you want to avoid any chance of political discussion you can disguise yourself as a Canadian with a special kit from T-shirtking.com. For U$24.95 you get a complete disguise. A T-shirt with the Canadian flag and the saying "O Canada! (National Anthem), a patch for your luggage or backpack, a window sticker and a lapel pin. Plus - Free Report - How to Speak Canadian, Eh?!

French: most Australians have short memories so the nuclear bombs in the ocean to our east and the blowing up of the Greenpeace Rainbow Warrior in our Kiwi neighbour's harbour are now forgotten and you should be pretty safe.

If you don't want to stand out as a tourist avoid drinking Foster's beer, stick to VB, or XXXX in Queensland.

Around coconut trees

You might want to find some shade on the beach from that Aussie sun but remember not to find it under a coconut tree; coconuts are heavy and they often fall from great heights. Worldwide an estimated 150 people a year are killed by fallling coconuts, ten times more than by crocodiles and sharks together. The Douglas Shire Council in North Queensland even cut down some coconut trees worried about legal liability.

Maps of Australia

One thing that helps your chances or survival if you're going into the middle of nowhere is a good map. You can buy your maps of Australia online at Ausmaps.com

Survival books:

Australian Radio Alphabet

The Americans have forced their radio alphabet on the rest of the world but we prefer this Aussie radio alphabet;

A - AUSSIE B - BARBIE C -CARTON D - DUNNY E - ESKY F - FOOTBALL G - GROGSHOP

H - HOTEL I - IDIOT J - JACKAROO K - KNOCKERS L - LONGNECK M - MEAT PIE N - NUMBSKULL

O - OCKER P - PISSHEAD Q - QUID R - ROOTING S -SHEILA T - TROOPY U - U-TURN

V - VEGO W - WANKER X - XXXX Y - YABBIE Z - ZILLIONS

Above radio alphabet copyright of Amazingaustralia.com.au, but may be republished on your site with acknowledgement, and may be used at any time in phone and radio communications, at own risk.

Some more useful survival phone numbers:

000 EMERGENCY: Police, Fire, Ambulance
112 EMERGENCY: Use from a mobile phone
1800 123 400: National Security Hotline
131 126: Poisons Information
0011: to start an international call, then your country number, area code without the zero and phone number
1800 551 800: Kids Help Line
131 114: Lifeline
1300 651 251: The Suicide Help Line
1223: National Directory Assistance - Telephone numbers in Australia
1225: National Directory Assistance - Telephone numbers outside Australia
131 450: Translating & Interpreting Service
12 454: Wake Up & Reminder Calls
1300 139 313: Pregnancy Help Line
1800 333 000: Crime Stoppers
131 008 or 132 227 or 132 211: Taxi