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Amazing Australian humour
Aussies love their jokes and the current Guinness Book Of Records record holder for telling the most jokes in an hour is Anthony Lehmann who told 549 jokes in one hour at the Rhino Room club, Adelaide, South Australia on 25 May 2005.
Aussies have a good sense of humour, even though it can be a bit rough at times, choose from:
Aussie Jokes Page 1
- Aussie Jokes 2 - Aussie
Jokes 3 -
Aussie Jokes 4 - Aussie
Jokes 5 - Kiwi Jokes
or real life funny stuff:
Aussie blunders - Aussie
bullshit - Aussie politicians
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Aussie eccentrics - Aussie
stupidity - Aussie news - etc.
Aussie jokes a often a bit on the rude side. Do not click through to read these jokes if you are easily offended or under 16 years of age.
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Bob Hawke's joke
Not long before he became Prime Minister of Australia, and long before political correctness was ever heard of, Bob Hawke told this joke to 700 people at a Melbourne dinner function;
The Indian PM Indira Gandhi was looking for a way
to divert attention from the political and economical mess of
her government and one of her staff suggested a national lottery.
The idea was accepted, the lottery was organized and the whole
of India bought tickets in the hope of winning one of the three
mystery prizes.
The draw was done in a large stadium, watched by millions of people.
First the third prize was drawn; a first class ticket around the
world on Air India, the winner was pretty happy with this. Then
the second prize was drawn; a fruit cake. The winner was not happy,
he complained that the third prize was better, and normally one
would expect the second to be larger than the third.
The compere explains; oh, but this is a special fruit cake, it
was baked by Mrs. Gandhi!
To which the winner replies; F%#*! Mrs. Gandhi!
The compere; oh no, that is first prize!
The Indian High Commissioner was not impressed.....
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